AU I Rachel gets her big break when she’s asked to perform live in times square. Finn, Kurt, Blaine and Santana are watching from their apartment.
“Club Chris. Chris has this little club situation in his trailer where he has like this little disco ball and laser lights and a lot of fun stuff. And every now and then they’ll have like a dance party at Club Chris, if he lets you in. I don’t think I’m cool enough to get in there. I’ve been in there once, but It was like my first day at work, I think it’s just be nice with the new guy” - Darren Criss (x)
I love how everyone should probably be doing the same step but they’re all doing it differently for the most part. Let’s observe:
- Heather and Harry: arguably the best dancers on the tour (who can use their legs) and they are probably doing the correct choreography
- Naya: also has the choreography down
- Jenna: also a great dancer, also has it down.
- Amber: not into it quite as much
- Mark: about the same as Amber
- Cory: Can’t dance…I honestly don’t know what he’s doing haha
- Kevin: doing what he can in a wheelchair…putting enough feeling into just his upper body.
- Diana, Chord, and Chris: doing more of a shuffle than a side to side step.
- Ashley: kinda just taking tiny little steps in the back
- Darren: trying to get into the right choreography but is somehow not able to do a simple side to side motion and instead takes a giant step back.
- Then there’s Lea: just kinda flailing around in the back…
YOU NEED TO STOP
I AM PISSINGI’m pretty sure Lea learns the choreography and then when it’s time to perform she’s like:
#Lea: FUCK DA POLICE. I DO WHAT I WANT. I’M LEA FUCKING MICHELE. NOW WATCH ME FLAIL BITCHES
crying
Ask Lea Michele if she give a fuck
1000% dead
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