Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then they die a brutal, torturous death…
this is the fucking best descripition about the election omg

My parents are out right now and they don’t know Obama won. They voted for Romney. I voted for Obama. I’m going to play this when they get home and see how soon they catch on.
They yelled at me.
IMPORTANT THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST 6 HOURS:
- Obama is president.
- Romney is not.
- Marijuana is legalized in Colorado.
- Tammy Baldwin, first openly gay senator.
- Gay marriage is legal in Maryland, Minnesota and Maine.
when obama wins the elections he should send this to mitt romney every day in the mail
You Mean When Romney Wins The Election?

YOU KNOW MITT ROMNEY FUCKED UP WHEN MARK RUFFALO SAYS THIS.
THE HULK HAS SPOKEN
PUNY CANDIDATE.
PUNY CANDIDATE
He verbally punched Romney in his big asshole face.