chris: hey liam how's dating international superstar miley cyrus
liam: it's goin pretty good man, but i'm super busy working on the sequel to my worldwide book-to-movie phenomenon the hunger games
chris: oh yeah, isn't that with bombshell oscar nominee jennifer lawrence?
liam: yep. so what's new with you after starring as kirk's father in the reboot of star trek?
chris: oh, well, i made an indie movie with joss whedon, and then i became the god of thunder, kissed natalie portman, and now my most recent movie, the avengers, had the biggest box office opening of all time
liam: haha that's all?
chris: oh and i think i'm also in a movie with one of FHM's sexiest women, kristen stewart. i lose track of these things.
liam: cool man well, it was great catching up, I gotta go, gary oldman and harrison ford want to talk to me about the new movie we're doing together
chris: no prob, robert downey jr. and i have lunch plans ttyl
liam: don't forget to call mom for mother's day